Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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