I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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