You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I intend to get homeless drunk
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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