East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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