If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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