It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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