i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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