R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Randomize
