it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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