I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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