So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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