I'm going to jail i love you
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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