I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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