just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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