is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
