I don't usually arrange sex via text message
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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