No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wish I only lived at night.
only you would photoshop your dick
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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