it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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