we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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