he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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