Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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