Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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