I must be too annoying 4 u.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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