Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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