I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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