Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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