Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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