I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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