So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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