I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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