I hope mine doesn't look like that
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I believe in your delicious
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
