He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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