Don't you send me to vm
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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