he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
My vagina just recognized that song.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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