we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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