Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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