Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
your like the ambassador to my penis.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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