Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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