did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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