sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
