we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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