You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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