very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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