I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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