But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think I won the penis lottery.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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