Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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