I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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