so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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