We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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