...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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