Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
