R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
