Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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