32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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