I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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